I am in a shady bitchy mood...so let me join in a little flaming war fun...
Puerto Rico apparently can win Miss Universe only via upset victories. They get tossed a bone to them every time.
1970 - After years of never placing, they decide to sent a redheaded white woman. Sure she is Puerto Rican.
She is as Puerto Rican as Natalie Wood in West Side Story!
And she won because USA already won in 1967. Too soon for the USA to win again even thought the US was represented by the stunningly hot Deborah Shelton. Hey, a victory is a victory!
1985 - It is obvious that Spain should have won.
She won the preliminary and the semi-finals and Deborah Carthy Deu, who just squeaked into the top 5 in last place won. What gives????
Second bone toss that that island of tropical diseases!
1993 - Dayanara. Oh Dayanara you lucky bitch.
She placed 6th, 6th and 5th in the three semi final competition, everyone else in the top 6 outscored her in at least two if not three competitions. Front runners Australia and India get eliminated by those damn unfair top 6 questions so she is now competing with Colombia and Venezeula...both outscored her in every competition...and both ended up runner-ups instead. ANOTHER upset victory.
Hey, you have to take what you can get, right?
2001 - Oooh child.
A cooking show in the first order. So cooked I can smell the smoke and where there is smoke there is fire: Puerto Rico host country. 50th anniversary. Two Puerto Rican judges. Need I say more?
2006 - Trump era --- plasticity over authenticity.
Plastic bitchy slutty Zuleyka won over classy Japan and Switzerland? Just listen to the audience...Japan was suppose to win.
Five crowns. Five bones. Enough to make a skeleton that is fit to bury in the Pageant Cemetery of Former Powerhouses.
There. Hope you all have a good laugh!