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Dona Chichay Del Aruray
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Kyle Olwen
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Jester Kriegspeil
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by ManMeat » Tue May 01, 2018 10:04 pm
Mona Lisa wrote:Peace isn't prosperous for the U.S. war machine business
President Moon is an amazing guy.
We've never had this amazing president before.
To be honest, I have 50 positive, 50 negative opinions about Trump.
As a gay guy and people of color, His victory made Caucasian racists and homophobic to do racist and homophobic behavior more.
And he against the transgenders in the US military, that was ridiculous.
So, I'm so sorry for Liberals, LGBT community and People of color in the US.
As a Korean person, Trump's action is the perfect chance for my country.
As you know, Kim Jong Un and Trump rashed each other since a few years ago.
After President Moon was elected, he tried to inculcate Trump and Kim for not to rashes each other.
Turns out, 2018 inter Korean summit happened, and Trump and Kim are gonna meet in this month.
I didn't expect this.
Trump might receive Novel Peace Prize.
Trump is a rich guy, he has a bad reputation.
He might want to change his image and actually wants honor as a guy.
Obama and my former president bitch fuckin ruined my country actually.
Former president bitch was just stupid incapable and greedy ass corrupt bitch, and she made Obama ruin my country more.
Democrats in the US does not want South and North Korea's unification.
Obama ass sucked Japan and Japan made Democrats in the US to do horrible things to the Korean peninsula.
Maybe his image is good to Liberals, LGBT community, and People of color IN THE US AND ALL AROUND THE WORLD,
But I don't like Obama, he is a hypocrite. I can't praise him as a Korean person.
So this is my dilemma.
50/50 to Trump but at least Trump is straightforward, Obama is a fucking snake.
I can't believe I say this as a gay guy but my country's safety is more important to me.
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ManMeat
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Xanadu Tinkerbell
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Dyesabel
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Xanadu Tinkerbell
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Eclipse Spectrum
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Austin Maxwell
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by Hu Yu Hai Ding » Wed May 09, 2018 3:33 am
How do court stenographers keep a straight face? These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Hu Yu Hai Ding
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